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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
Written by
Mark Twain
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
Written by
Satchel Paige
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Written by
Lily Tomlin
If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.
Written by
Katharine Hepburn
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
Written by
Indira Gandhi
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Written by
George Burns
You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.
Written by
Charles Kuralt
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it's their fault.
Written by
Henry Kissinger
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Written by
Will Rogers
You don't take a photograph, you make it.
Written by
Ansel Adams
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
Written by
Yogi Berra
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Written by
Harry S Truman
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'
Written by
John Cleese
Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.
Written by
Samuel Goldwyn
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
Written by
E. B. White
The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.
Written by
David Brinkley
There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly.
Written by
R. Buckminster Fuller
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Written by
Will Rogers
One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.
Written by
Joe Garagiola
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
Written by
Robert Benchley
A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you the less you know.
Written by
Diane Arbus
To be somebody you must last.
Written by
Ruth Gordon
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Written by
Brooke Shields
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
Written by
Will Rogers
By the year 2020, the year of perfect vision, the old will outnumber the young.
Written by
Maggie Kuhn
I never liked you, and I always will.
Written by
Samuel Goldwyn
For your information, I would like to ask a question.
Written by
Samuel Goldwyn
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
Written by
Yogi Berra
If you want to get along, go along.
Written by
Sam Rayburn
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Written by
James Thurber
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