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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'
Written by John Cleese
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.
Written by Peter Ustinov
For your information, I would like to ask a question.
Written by Samuel Goldwyn
I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence.
Written by William F. Buckley, Jr.
All those people whose faces decorate the shopping bags of Barnes and Noble, with a few exceptions, would never get published today.
Written by Mark Crispin Miller
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Written by Groucho Marx
If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
Written by Charles Barkley
Confronted with the choice, the American people would choose the policeman's truncheon over the anarchist's bomb.
Written by Spiro T. Agnew
O! for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention.
Written by William Shakespeare
One that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
Written by Thomas Fuller
The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would steal them away.
Written by Ronald Reagan
To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.
Written by Stephen Hawking
Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents, which in prosperous circumstances would have lain dormant.
Written by Horace
I wish they would only take me as I am.
Written by Vincent Van Gogh
Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity.
Written by Christopher Morley
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
Written by Elbert Hubbard
The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out.
Written by Thomas Babington Macaulay
As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
Written by Abraham Lincoln
If all mankind minus one were of one opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.
Written by John Stuart Mill
If any man claims the Negro should be content... let him say he would willingly change the color of his skin and go to live in the Negro section of a large city. Then and only then has he a right to such a claim.
Written by Robert Kennedy
I am convinced that the majority of people would be generous from selfish motives, if they had the opportunity.
Written by Charles Dudley Warner
Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy.
Written by Robert Anthony
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
Written by H. L. Mencken
If the grandfather of the grandfather of Jesus had known what was hidden within him, he would have stood humble and awe-struck before his soul.
Written by Khalil Gibran
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
Written by H. L. Mencken
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
Written by Roger Babson
Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into me, for that would be easier than to be a spring of flowing water that the thirsty pass by, and from which they avoid drinking.
Written by Khalil Gibran
As President Nixon says, presidents can do almost anything, and President Nixon has done many things that nobody would have thought of doing.
Written by Golda Meir
I really believe there are things nobody would see if I didn't photograph them.
Written by Diane Arbus
I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever I was at a meeting, someone would ask me to get coffee.
Written by Bella Abzug

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