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We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence.
Written by Joseph Roux
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
Written by H. L. Mencken
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
Written by Godfrey Winn
Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American people and the world.
Written by Barry Goldwater
The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
Written by David Ogilvy
It is flagrantly dishonest for an advertising agent to urge consumers to buy a product which he would not allow his own wife to buy.
Written by David Ogilvy
Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine.
Written by David Ogilvy
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
Written by James H. Boren
The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent more women to the grave than to the courts for a divorce.
Written by Lemuel K. Washburn
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Written by Sacha Guitry
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Written by Joey Adams
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Written by Lyndon B. Johnson
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
Written by Jean Rostand
Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.
Written by Barry Goldwater
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Written by Michel de Montaigne
I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate.
Written by Lucan
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Written by Woody Allen
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Written by Winston Churchill
My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.
Written by Winston Churchill
The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife.
Written by Will Durant
The economy of a novelist is a little like that of a careful housewife who is unwilling to throw away anything that might perhaps serve its turn.
Written by Graham Greene
England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife.
Written by Cedric Hardwicke
There is a certain justice in criticism. The critic is like a midwife - a tyrannical midwife.
Written by Stephen Spender
Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife.
Written by Lyndon B. Johnson
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.
Written by Michael Jordan
I can't understand these chaps who go round American universities explaining how they write poems: It's like going round explaining how you sleep with your wife.
Written by Philip Larkin
A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride.
Written by C. S. Lewis
There is no greater excitement than to support an intellectual wife and have her support you. Marriage is a partnership in which each inspires the other, and brings fruition to both of you.
Written by Millicent Carey McIntosh
I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her.
Written by Guy Ritchie
First get an absolute conquest over thyself, and then thou wilt easily govern thy wife.
Written by Thomas Fuller

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