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The number of people who will not go to a show they do not want to see is unlimited.
Written by Oscar Hammerstein II
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Written by Bob Hope
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
Written by Laurence J. Peter
Man is a creature who lives not upon bread alone, but primarily by catchwords.
Written by Robert Louis Stevenson
There are people who have money and people who are rich.
Written by Coco Chanel
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Written by Timothy Leary
Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.
Written by H. L. Mencken
A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.
Written by Kenneth Tynan
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Written by Erma Bombeck
A champion is someone who gets up when he can't.
Written by Jack Dempsey
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Written by Winston Churchill
The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
Written by Fran Lebowitz
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
Written by Yogi Berra
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
Written by Laurence J. Peter
As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
Written by Calvin Trillin
The Packers have lots of owners nobody knows instead of one owner who doesn't know squat.
Written by Jim McMahon
He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
Written by Lao Tzu
An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening.
Written by Marlon Brando
We all write poems; it is simply that poets are the ones who write in words.
Written by John Fowles
Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.
Written by A. J. Liebling
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
Written by H. L. Mencken
A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
Written by Mark Twain
Most people who work at home find they do not have the benefit of receptionists who serve as personal guards.
Written by Judith Martin
On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time.
Written by George Orwell
He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
Written by Bertolt Brecht
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Written by Fred Allen
Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little.
Written by Edmund Burke
All those people whose faces decorate the shopping bags of Barnes and Noble, with a few exceptions, would never get published today.
Written by Mark Crispin Miller
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
Written by Clarence Darrow
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Written by Winston Churchill

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