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The number of people who will not go to a show they do not want to see is unlimited.
Written by
Oscar Hammerstein II
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Written by
Bob Hope
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
Man is a creature who lives not upon bread alone, but primarily by catchwords.
Written by
Robert Louis Stevenson
There are people who have money and people who are rich.
Written by
Coco Chanel
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Written by
Timothy Leary
Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.
Written by
H. L. Mencken
A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.
Written by
Kenneth Tynan
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Written by
Erma Bombeck
A champion is someone who gets up when he can't.
Written by
Jack Dempsey
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Written by
Winston Churchill
The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
Written by
Fran Lebowitz
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
Written by
Yogi Berra
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
Written by
Calvin Trillin
The Packers have lots of owners nobody knows instead of one owner who doesn't know squat.
Written by
Jim McMahon
He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
Written by
Lao Tzu
An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening.
Written by
Marlon Brando
We all write poems; it is simply that poets are the ones who write in words.
Written by
John Fowles
Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.
Written by
A. J. Liebling
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
Written by
H. L. Mencken
A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
Written by
Mark Twain
Most people who work at home find they do not have the benefit of receptionists who serve as personal guards.
Written by
Judith Martin
On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time.
Written by
George Orwell
He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
Written by
Bertolt Brecht
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Written by
Fred Allen
Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little.
Written by
Edmund Burke
All those people whose faces decorate the shopping bags of Barnes and Noble, with a few exceptions, would never get published today.
Written by
Mark Crispin Miller
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
Written by
Clarence Darrow
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Written by
Winston Churchill
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