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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
Baseball hasn't been the national pastime for many years now - no sport is. The national pastime, like it or not, is watching television.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Habits are safer than rules; you don't have to watch them. And you don't have to keep them either. They keep you.
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.
I don't watch it, but I know enough to comment on it.
There is no such thing as national advertising. All advertising is local and personal. It's one man or woman reading one newspaper in the kitchen or watching TV in the den.
Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.
There are times when fear is good. It must keep its watchful place at the heart's controls.
There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.
When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.
Wear your learning like your watch, in a private pocket; and do not pull it out, and strike it, merely to show that you have one.
Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield
As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.
Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.
The contemplative life is often miserable. One must act more, think less, and not watch oneself live.
The simplest questions are the most profound. Where were you born? Where is your home? Where are you going? What are you doing? Think about these once in a while and watch your answers change.
Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.
Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it... Success is shy - it won't come out while you're watching.
Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.
Clarence Budington Kelland
I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
For my confirmation, I didn't get a watch and my first pair of long pants, like most Lutheran boys. I got a telescope. My mother thought it would make the best gift.
Wernher von Braun
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
The practice mirror is to be used for the correction of faults, not for a love affair, and the figure you watch should not become your dearest friend.
Agnes de Mille
He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
Watching foreign affairs is sometimes like watching a magician; the eye is drawn to the hand performing the dramatic flourishes, leaving the other hand - the one doing the important job - unnoticed.
David K. Shipler
Whatever the right hand findeth to do, the left hand carries a watch on its wrist to show how long it takes to do it.
Ralph W. Sockman
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