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Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all.
Written by Abraham Lincoln
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Written by W. C. Fields
Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.
Written by Jonathan Swift
What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
Written by Dan Quayle
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
Written by Marshall McLuhan
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
Written by E. B. White
The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.
Written by David Brinkley
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor.
Written by Lady Bird Johnson
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Written by Brooke Shields
In the end, everything is a gag.
Written by Charlie Chaplin
If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.
Written by Dave Barry
As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
Written by Calvin Trillin
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Written by Jerry Seinfeld
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Written by W. C. Fields
There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.
Written by Adlai E. Stevenson
I stole everything I ever heard, but mostly I stole from the horns.
Written by Ella Fitzgerald
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Written by Albert Einstein
People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
Written by A. J. Liebling
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
Written by Steven Wright
He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.
Written by Benjamin Franklin
Every great film should seem new every time you see it.
Written by Roger Ebert
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Written by Ogden Nash
Reading is a discount ticket to everywhere.
Written by Mary Schmich
I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.
Written by Jane Austen
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
Written by Ben Hogan
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Written by Kin Hubbard
There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.
Written by Michel de Montaigne
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
Written by Stendhal
A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.
Written by Pam Brown
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
Written by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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