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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Written by Albert Einstein
I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power.
Written by Arthur C. Clarke
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.
Written by Peter Ustinov
A champion is someone who gets up when he can't.
Written by Jack Dempsey
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
Written by Will Rogers
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
Written by Edwin Land
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
Written by Dave Barry
Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up.
Written by Alfred Hitchcock
A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself.
Written by Arthur Miller
The court of last resort is no longer the Supreme Court. It's 'Nightline.'
Written by Alan Dershowitz
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
Written by Will Rogers
One has to grow up with good talk in order to form the habit of it.
Written by Helen Hayes
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
Written by Groucho Marx
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Written by Mark Twain
You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself.
Written by Ethel Barrymore
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Written by Hedy Lamarr
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.
Written by Margaret Mead
Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting.
Written by George Orwell
I had pro offers from the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers, who were pretty hard up for linemen in those days. If I had gone into professional football the name Jerry Ford might have been a household word today.
Written by Gerald R. Ford
Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up.
Written by Red Auerbach
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Written by Jack Lemmon
One's mind has a way of making itself up in the background, and it suddenly becomes clear what one means to do.
Written by A. C. Benson
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Written by Mark Twain
Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
Written by James A. Baldwin
Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole.
Written by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
We all suffer from the preoccupation that there exists... in the loved one, perfection.
Written by Sidney Poitier
When I am finishing a picture, I hold some God-made object up to it - a rock, a flower, the branch of a tree or my hand - as a final test. If the painting stands up beside a thing man cannot make, the painting is authentic. If there's a clash between the two, it's bad art.
Written by Marc Chagall
The test of literature is, I suppose, whether we ourselves live more intensely for the reading of it.
Written by Elizabeth Drew
When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
Written by Henry J. Kaiser
Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Written by Abraham Lincoln

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