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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power.
Arthur C. Clarke
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.
A champion is someone who gets up when he can't.
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up.
A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself.
The court of last resort is no longer the Supreme Court. It's 'Nightline.'
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
One has to grow up with good talk in order to form the habit of it.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.
Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting.
I had pro offers from the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers, who were pretty hard up for linemen in those days. If I had gone into professional football the name Jerry Ford might have been a household word today.
Gerald R. Ford
Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
One's mind has a way of making itself up in the background, and it suddenly becomes clear what one means to do.
A. C. Benson
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
James A. Baldwin
Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
We all suffer from the preoccupation that there exists... in the loved one, perfection.
When I am finishing a picture, I hold some God-made object up to it - a rock, a flower, the branch of a tree or my hand - as a final test. If the painting stands up beside a thing man cannot make, the painting is authentic. If there's a clash between the two, it's bad art.
The test of literature is, I suppose, whether we ourselves live more intensely for the reading of it.
When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
Henry J. Kaiser
Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.
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