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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Written by Albert Einstein
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Written by Art Buchwald
I can live for two months on a good compliment.
Written by Mark Twain
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Written by Victor Borge
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
Written by Edith Wharton
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
Written by F. Scott Fitzgerald
At the beginning and at the end of love, the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone.
Written by Jean de la Bruyere
In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two.
Written by Erich Fromm
Any healthy man can go without food for two days - but not without poetry.
Written by Charles Baudelaire
When I am finishing a picture, I hold some God-made object up to it - a rock, a flower, the branch of a tree or my hand - as a final test. If the painting stands up beside a thing man cannot make, the painting is authentic. If there's a clash between the two, it's bad art.
Written by Marc Chagall
To do two things at once is to do neither.
Written by Publilius Syrus
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
Written by Christopher Morley
Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it.
Written by Samuel Johnson
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
Written by Mae West
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
Written by George Bernard Shaw
Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
Written by Robert Frost
There are two sorts of curiosity - the momentary and the permanent. The momentary is concerned with the odd appearance on the surface of things. The permanent is attracted by the amazing and consecutive life that flows on beneath the surface of things.
Written by Robert Wilson Lynd
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.
Written by Neil Simon
I know only two tunes: one of them is 'Yankee Doodle', and the other isn't.
Written by Ulysses S. Grant
The two words 'information' and 'communication' are often used interchangeably, but they signify quite different things. Information is giving out; communication is getting through.
Written by Sydney J. Harris
The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things - of numerous communications networks that all speak the same digital language.
Written by Jim Clark
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Written by Robin Williams
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
Written by Robert Byrne
Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six.
Written by Leo Tolstoy
We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data.
Written by Reed Hundt
The only thing that I'd rather own than Windows is English, because then I could charge you two hundred and forty-nine dollars for the right to speak it.
Written by Scott McNealy
Japan is an important ally of ours. Japan and the United States of the Western industrialized capacity, 60 percent of the GNP, two countries. That's a statement in and of itself.
Written by Dan Quayle
I feel there are two people inside me - me and my intuition. If I go against her, she'll screw me every time, and if I follow her, we get along quite nicely.
Written by Kim Basinger
Many people - and I think I am one of them - are more productive when they've had a little to drink. I find if I drink two or three brandies, I'm far better able to write.
Written by David Ogilvy
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
Written by Will Rogers

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