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A reporter is always concerned with tomorrow. There's nothing tangible of yesterday. All I can say I've done is agitate the air ten or fifteen minutes and then boom - it's gone.
Written by Edward R. Murrow
Few people at the beginning of the nineteenth century needed an adman to tell them what they wanted.
Written by John Kenneth Galbraith
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Written by Robert Benchley
The nineteenth century believed in science but the twentieth century does not.
Written by Gertrude Stein
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
Written by Dave Barry
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Written by Sam Ewing
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Written by Bernard Baruch
Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.
Written by Grantland Rice
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
Written by P. J. O'Rourke
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Written by Erma Bombeck
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Written by Rita Rudner
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Written by Fran Lebowitz
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
Written by Laurence J. Peter
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Written by Doug Larson
The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.
Written by Raymond Duncan
Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
Written by Arnold H. Glasow
If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all.
Written by John Cage
I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.
Written by Dylan Thomas
Until the rise of American advertising, it never occurred to anyone anywhere in the world that the teenager was a captive in a hostile world of adults.
Written by Gore Vidal
Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
Written by Dwight L. Moody
The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.
Written by George William Curtis
When you are seventeen you aren't really serious.
Written by Max Lerner
Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred years.
Written by John Burroughs
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Written by Albert Einstein
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
Written by Bette Davis
As a teenager I was more of an anarchist, but now I want people to thrive and be harmonious.
Written by Nicolas Cage
I was a teen star. That's disgusting enough.
Written by John Cusack
My manager wants me to dress like a nun and I want to dress like a teenager.
Written by Anna Kournikova
I don't know what better teenage life you could get than going around the world doing what you love to do.
Written by Anna Kournikova
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Written by Spike Milligan

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