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A reporter is always concerned with tomorrow. There's nothing tangible of yesterday. All I can say I've done is agitate the air ten or fifteen minutes and then boom - it's gone.
Edward R. Murrow
Few people at the beginning of the nineteenth century needed an adman to tell them what they wanted.
John Kenneth Galbraith
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
The nineteenth century believed in science but the twentieth century does not.
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P. J. O'Rourke
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
Laurence J. Peter
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.
Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
Arnold H. Glasow
If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all.
I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.
Until the rise of American advertising, it never occurred to anyone anywhere in the world that the teenager was a captive in a hostile world of adults.
Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
Dwight L. Moody
The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.
George William Curtis
When you are seventeen you aren't really serious.
Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred years.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
As a teenager I was more of an anarchist, but now I want people to thrive and be harmonious.
I was a teen star. That's disgusting enough.
My manager wants me to dress like a nun and I want to dress like a teenager.
I don't know what better teenage life you could get than going around the world doing what you love to do.
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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