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All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
Written by George Orwell
The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.
Written by Aristotle Onassis
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Written by Mark Twain
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
Written by E. B. White
A champion is someone who gets up when he can't.
Written by Jack Dempsey
To be somebody you must last.
Written by Ruth Gordon
The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
Written by Fran Lebowitz
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
Written by Yogi Berra
All sides in a trial want to hide at least some of the truth.
Written by Alan Dershowitz
Night comes to the desert all at once, as if someone turned off the light.
Written by Joyce Carol Oates
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.
Written by H. L. Mencken
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Written by Lily Tomlin
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
Written by Abraham Lincoln
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Written by Steven Wright
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Written by Woody Allen
Be not simply good - be good for something.
Written by Henry David Thoreau
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Written by Ogden Nash
Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.
Written by Howard Stern
Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.
Written by Thomas A. Edison
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Written by Ogden Nash
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Written by Groucho Marx
The movies we love and admire are to some extent a function of who we are when we see them.
Written by Mary Schmich
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Written by Oscar Wilde
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Written by Katharine Hepburn
A strong woman is a woman determined to do something others are determined not be done.
Written by Marge Piercy
Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records.
Written by William Arthur Ward
You win some, lose some, and wreck some.
Written by Dale Earnhardt
Most of the things we decide are not what we know to be the best. We say yes, merely because we are driven into a corner and must say something.
Written by Frank Crane
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
Written by Don Herold
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Written by Mark Twain

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