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Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
Written by Laurence J. Peter
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Written by Ogden Nash
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
Written by John Cleese
And while the law of competition may be sometimes hard for the individual, it is best for the race, because it ensures the survival of the fittest in every department.
Written by Andrew Carnegie
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you.
Written by Lao Tzu
I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.
Written by James A. Baldwin
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
Written by Laurence J. Peter
Revolution is not something fixed in ideology, nor is it something fashioned to a particular decade. It is a perpetual process embedded in the human spirit.
Written by Abbie Hoffman
It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Written by Konrad Lorenz
Microsoft is engaging in unlawful predatory practices that go well beyond the scope of fair competition.
Written by Orrin Hatch
I have learned that you can't have good advertising without a good client, that you can't keep a good client without good advertising, and no client will ever buy better advertising than he understands or has an appetite for.
Written by Leo Burnett
Living in an age of advertisement, we are perpetually disillusioned. The perfect life is spread before us every day, but it changes and withers at a touch.
Written by J. B. Priestley
The power of ads rests more in the repetition of obvious exhortations than in the subtle transmission of values.
Written by Michael Schudson
Many manufacturers secretly question whether advertising really sells their product, but are vaguely afraid that their competitors might steal a march on them if they stopped.
Written by David Ogilvy
Advertising as the printed form of selling would seem... ultimately to be justified in so far as it serves as a means of increasing legitimate human wants, as an agency of fair and economic competition in the distribution of goods, and as a stimulant to social progress.
Written by Daniel Starch
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Written by Anne Tyler
Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals 'love' them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.
Written by Edwin Way Teale
Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try and give their best qualities to men - bring them softness, teach them how to cry.
Written by Joan Baez
The happiness of most people is not ruined by great catastrophes or fatal errors, but by the repetition of slowly destructive little things.
Written by Ernest Dimnet
To me a lush carpet of pine needles or spongy grass is more welcome than the most luxurious Persian rug.
Written by Helen Keller
Teaching is the only major occupation of man for which we have not yet developed tools that make an average person capable of competence and performance. In teaching we rely on the 'naturals', the ones who somehow know how to teach.
Written by Peter Drucker
With the pride of the artist, you must blow against the walls of every power that exists the small trumpet of your defiance.
Written by Norman Mailer
A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite.
Written by Leo Tolstoy
Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy.
Written by Marshall Field
There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there.
Written by Indira Gandhi
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
Written by George Bernard Shaw
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Written by Aesop
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Written by Ronald Reagan
Like getting into a bleeding competition with a blood bank.
Written by Richard Branson
One sits the whole day at the desk and appetite is standing next to me. 'Away with you', I say. But Comrade Appetite does not budge from the spot.
Written by Leonid I. Brezhnev

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