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The number of people who will not go to a show they do not want to see is unlimited.
Written by Oscar Hammerstein II
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Written by Bob Hope
There are people who have money and people who are rich.
Written by Coco Chanel
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it's their fault.
Written by Henry Kissinger
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
Written by Fran Lebowitz
People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'
Written by Sinclair Lewis
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
Written by Yogi Berra
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
Written by Yogi Berra
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Written by James Thurber
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
Written by Scott Adams
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
Written by E. B. White
In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Written by Friedrich Nietzsche
Most people who work at home find they do not have the benefit of receptionists who serve as personal guards.
Written by Judith Martin
People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
Written by A. J. Liebling
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
Written by Steven Wright
I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.
Written by Jack Nicholson
You're only as good as the people you hire.
Written by Ray Kroc
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Written by Fred Allen
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Written by W. C. Fields
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
Written by John Cleese
All those people whose faces decorate the shopping bags of Barnes and Noble, with a few exceptions, would never get published today.
Written by Mark Crispin Miller
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Written by Victor Borge
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
Written by Gore Vidal
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.
Written by E. B. White
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Written by Ogden Nash
I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.
Written by Jane Austen
I think it will be truly glorious when women become real people and have the whole world open to them.
Written by Isak Dinesen
If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
Written by Charles Barkley
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Written by Jack Lemmon
The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along, paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return.
Written by Gore Vidal

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