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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Brave men are all vertebrates; they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
The most important thing about a TV set is to get it back against something and not out in the middle of a room where it's like a somber fellow making electronic judgments on you.
Bruce Jay Friedman
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
P. J. O'Rourke
What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
A story should have a beginning, a middle and an end, but not necessarily in that order.
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.
Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?
The epic implications of being human end in more than this: We start our lives as if they were momentous stories, with a beginning, a middle and an appropriate end, only to find that they are mostly middles.
There's a crystallization that goes on in a poem which the young man can bring off, but which the middle-aged man can't.
Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.
It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor.
He carried his childhood like a hurt warm bird held to his middle-aged breast.
I feel like I just grabbed a big juicy worm with a right sharp hook in the middle of it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
You can't make war in the Middle East without Egypt and you can't make peace without Syria.
The middle class, that prisoner of the barbarian 20th century.
Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives.
We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - romantic love and gunpowder.
Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!
Ignorant people see life as either existence or non-existence, but wise men see it beyond both existence and non-existence to something that transcends them both; this is an observation of the Middle Way.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Jump into the middle of things, get your hands dirty, fall flat on your face, and then reach for the stars.
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