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All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
Written by George Orwell
The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.
Written by Aristotle Onassis
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Written by Albert Einstein
No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong.
Written by Albert Einstein
I have noticed that nothing I never said ever did me any harm.
Written by Calvin Coolidge
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
Written by B. F. Skinner
An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.
Written by Konrad Adenauer
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Written by Will Rogers
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Written by Timothy Leary
Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.
Written by H. L. Mencken
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Written by Mark Twain
If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.
Written by Robert Benchley
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Written by Robert Benchley
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
Written by Frank Lloyd Wright
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Written by Shaquille O'Neal
The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see.
Written by Gilbert K. Chesterton
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
Written by E. B. White
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
Written by Woody Allen
The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.
Written by David Brinkley
People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'
Written by Sinclair Lewis
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
Written by H. G. Wells
A champion is someone who gets up when he can't.
Written by Jack Dempsey
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Written by Rodney Dangerfield
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
Written by Yogi Berra
I haven't read any of the autobiographies about me.
Written by Elizabeth Taylor
To be somebody you must last.
Written by Ruth Gordon
Boxing has become America's tragic theater.
Written by Joyce Carol Oates
The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
Written by Fran Lebowitz
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
Written by Yogi Berra
Travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs.
Written by Susan Sontag

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