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The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
Written by Peter De Vries
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
Written by George Gobel
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action.
Written by Brendan Behan
I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing.
Written by Gloria Steinem
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Written by Mae West
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Written by Ambrose Bierce
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Written by Doug Larson
Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
Written by Joseph Joubert
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
Written by Judith Viorst
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
Written by Peter De Vries
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Written by Mignon McLaughlin
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
Written by Robert Anderson
Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
Written by Sydney J. Harris
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Written by Marilyn Monroe
Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
Written by Beverley Nichols
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
Written by Charles Caleb Colton
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Written by Henny Youngman
Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
Written by George Jessel
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced 'mirage'.
Written by Herbert Spencer
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Written by Isadora Duncan
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Written by Irwin Corey
On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.
Written by Emma Goldman
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Written by Billy Connolly
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Written by Rita Rudner
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Written by Michel de Montaigne
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
Written by Alan King
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
Written by Thornton Wilder
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
Written by George Bernard Shaw
Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.
Written by Michel de Montaigne
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Written by Groucho Marx

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