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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
Written by Lily Tomlin
The Packers have lots of owners nobody knows instead of one owner who doesn't know squat.
Written by Jim McMahon
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
Written by Lee Trevino
It takes a lot of imagination to be a good photographer. You need less imagination to be a painter because you can invent things. But in photography everything is so ordinary; it takes a lot of looking before you learn to see the extraordinary.
Written by David Bailey
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
Written by Neil Armstrong
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
Written by Henry J. Kaiser
The ballot is stronger than bullets.
Written by Joseph A. Schumpeter
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
Written by Pablo Picasso
I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
Written by J. D. Salinger
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Written by Doug Larson
Every few seconds it changes - up an eighth, down an eighth - it's like playing a slot machine. I lose $20 million, I gain $20 million.
Written by Ted Turner
Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.
Written by Bill Gates
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Written by Steven Wright
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
Written by Steven Wright
He's going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. That's always a concern with a lot of players because of how much they play. A lot of guys can't handle it. But it looks like he can.
Written by Jack Nicklaus
I honestly believe that advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
Written by Jerry Della Femina
If advertising had a little more respect for the public, the public would have a lot more respect for advertising.
Written by James Randolph Adams
I say, beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a new wearer of clothes.
Written by Henry David Thoreau
It is an interesting question how far men would retain their relative rank if they were divested of their clothes.
Written by Henry David Thoreau
I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.
Written by Robert A. Heinlein
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Written by Mark Twain
I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular, the most practical, the most relaxed and nonchalant. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes.
Written by Yves Saint Laurent
He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say 'when!'
Written by P. G. Wodehouse
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Written by Oprah Winfrey
I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done.
Written by Henry Ford
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
Written by Sam Snead
Gossip needn't be false to be evil - there's a lot of truth that shouldn't be passed around.
Written by Frank A. Clark
There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.
Written by Winston Churchill
Man is fond of counting his troubles, but he does not count his joys. If he counted them up as he ought to, he would see that every lot has enough happiness provided for it.
Written by Fyodor Dostoevsky
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
Written by Dr. Seuss

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