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Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
Written by
Satchel Paige
If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.
Written by
Robert Benchley
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Written by
Mark Russell
Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
Written by
Winston Churchill
He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Written by
Winston Churchill
I never liked you, and I always will.
Written by
Samuel Goldwyn
For your information, I would like to ask a question.
Written by
Samuel Goldwyn
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
Written by
Dave Barry
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
Written by
Dwight D. Eisenhower
As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
Written by
Calvin Trillin
Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up.
Written by
Alfred Hitchcock
Nothing recedes like success.
Written by
Walter Winchell
I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence.
Written by
William F. Buckley, Jr.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
Written by
E. B. White
I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.
Written by
Mae West
Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes.
Written by
John le Carre
Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.
Written by
Martin Mull
The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
Written by
Dave Barry
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
Written by
Steven Wright
I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.
Written by
Jack Nicholson
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
Written by
Groucho Marx
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Written by
Fred Allen
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Written by
Mary Schmich
Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.
Written by
Howard Stern
Baseball hasn't been the national pastime for many years now - no sport is. The national pastime, like it or not, is watching television.
Written by
Bob Greene
In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
Written by
Paul Harvey
It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.
Written by
Dale Dauten
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
Written by
Oscar Wilde
Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up.
Written by
Red Auerbach
The great leaders are like the best conductors - they reach beyond the notes to reach the magic in the players.
Written by
Blaine Lee
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