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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid.
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music.
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.
Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves.
The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.
P. J. O'Rourke
I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
George H. W. Bush
We are willing to spend the least amount of money to keep a kid at home, more to put him in a foster home and the most to institutionalize him.
Marian Wright Edelman
He's a great kid. He hates the same way I do.
Joseph P. Kennedy
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?
Walter F. Mondale
What starts the process, really, are laughs and slights and snubs when you are a kid. If your anger is deep enough and strong enough, you learn that you can change those attitudes by excellence, personal gut performance.
Richard M. Nixon
Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!
Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.
Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.
If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid.
Thomas J. Watson
I never had a chance to play with dolls like other kids. I started working when I was six years old.
I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids.
I was a nothing kid. Not particularly good. Not particularly bad.
I was always the kid in school who tried to get attention, not necessarily the class clown, but I'd do little unexpected performances.
I've managed to keep a clear head and remain sane in this business because I remain a kid off-camera.
I couldn't deal with playing a character who rides motorcycles and has a leather jacket and is a tough kid, y'know?
It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter.
Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them.
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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