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You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
Franklin P. Jones
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
James H. Boren
The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent more women to the grave than to the courts for a divorce.
Lemuel K. Washburn
Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and that one person is the husband.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
H. L. Mencken
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Honore de Balzac
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.
The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
I sent my flowers across the hall to Mrs Nixon but her husband remembered what a Democrat I am and sent them back.
If Marilyn is in love with my husband it proves she has good taste, for I am in love with him too.
Every night, whisper 'peace' in your husband's ear.
Andrei A. Gromyko
The first lady is, and always has been, an unpaid public servant elected by one person, her husband.
Lady Bird Johnson
The opera is like a husband with a foreign title - expensive to support, hard to understand and therefore a supreme social challenge.
It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.
A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.
At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Finley Peter Dunne
Being a husband is a whole-time job. That is why so many husbands fail. They cannot give their entire attention to it.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.
My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No talk, no trouble.
Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.
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