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The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.
Written by Finley Peter Dunne
Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.
Written by Jonathan Swift
I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power.
Written by Arthur C. Clarke
If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.
Written by Robert Benchley
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
Written by E. B. White
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Written by Woody Allen
Less is only more where more is no good.
Written by Frank Lloyd Wright
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
Written by Robert Frost
People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
Written by A. J. Liebling
I rant, therefore I am.
Written by Dennis Miller
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Written by Will Rogers
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Written by Laurence J. Peter
Reading is a discount ticket to everywhere.
Written by Mary Schmich
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Written by Oscar Wilde
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
Written by Ted Williams
Perhaps this is our strange and haunting paradox here in America - that we are fixed and certain only when we are in movement.
Written by Thomas Wolfe
Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.
Written by Gore Vidal
The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along, paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return.
Written by Gore Vidal
There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.
Written by Michel de Montaigne
Where there is great love, there are always wishes.
Written by Willa Cather
Where there is love there is life.
Written by Mahatma Gandhi
There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.
Written by Francois de La Rochefoucauld
There is a vast world of work out there in this country, where at least 111 million people are employed in this country alone - many of whom are bored out of their minds. All day long.
Written by Richard Nelson Bolles
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish.
Written by Ovid
Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.
Written by Richard L. Evans
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Written by Theodore Roosevelt
Even knowledge has to be in the fashion, and where it is not, it is wise to affect ignorance.
Written by Baltasar Gracian
Public and private food in America has become eatable, here and there extremely good. Only the fried potatoes go unchanged, as deadly as before.
Written by Luigi Barzini
We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence.
Written by Joseph Roux
Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it.
Written by Samuel Johnson

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