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The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.
Finley Peter Dunne
Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.
I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power.
Arthur C. Clarke
If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
E. B. White
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Less is only more where more is no good.
Frank Lloyd Wright
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
A. J. Liebling
I rant, therefore I am.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Laurence J. Peter
Reading is a discount ticket to everywhere.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
Perhaps this is our strange and haunting paradox here in America - that we are fixed and certain only when we are in movement.
Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.
The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along, paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return.
There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.
Michel de Montaigne
Where there is great love, there are always wishes.
Where there is love there is life.
There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
There is a vast world of work out there in this country, where at least 111 million people are employed in this country alone - many of whom are bored out of their minds. All day long.
Richard Nelson Bolles
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish.
Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.
Richard L. Evans
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Even knowledge has to be in the fashion, and where it is not, it is wise to affect ignorance.
Public and private food in America has become eatable, here and there extremely good. Only the fried potatoes go unchanged, as deadly as before.
We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence.
Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it.
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