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The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.
Written by Finley Peter Dunne
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
Written by George Orwell
The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.
Written by Aristotle Onassis
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
Written by Laurence J. Peter
Poetry is the synthesis of hyacinths and biscuits.
Written by Carl Sandburg
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
Written by B. F. Skinner
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
Written by Abraham Lincoln
Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.
Written by Jonathan Swift
I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power.
Written by Arthur C. Clarke
We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.
Written by Samuel Goldwyn
If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.
Written by Robert Benchley
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Written by Robert Benchley
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
Written by Fran Lebowitz
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Written by Shaquille O'Neal
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
Written by Yogi Berra
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Written by Henry Kissinger
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Written by Harry S Truman
The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see.
Written by Gilbert K. Chesterton
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Written by Mark Russell
Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.
Written by Samuel Goldwyn
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Written by Fran Lebowitz
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
Written by E. B. White
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Written by Isaac Asimov
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Written by Will Rogers
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
Written by H. G. Wells
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Written by Henny Youngman
A champion is someone who gets up when he can't.
Written by Jack Dempsey
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Written by Rodney Dangerfield
He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Written by Winston Churchill
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Written by Jack Benny

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