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Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.
H. L. Mencken
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes.
John le Carre
One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.
It's Microsoft versus mankind, with Microsoft having only a slight lead.
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Author: A fool who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on tormenting generations to come.
Charles de Montesquieu
I've said that playing the blues is like having to be black twice. Stevie Ray Vaughan missed on both counts, but I never noticed.
B. B. King
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
The question about those aromatic advertisements that perfume companies are having stitched into magazines these days is this: under the freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment, is smelling up the place a constitutionally protected form of expression?
To swear off making mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off having ideas.
When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography of its blots, and dog's ears, and can trace the dirt in it to having read it at tea with buttered muffins.
There must be more to life than having everything.
I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
I perhaps owe having become a painter to flowers.
Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends, never lose a chance to make them.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
We must laugh before we are happy, for fear of dying without having laughed at all.
Jean de la Bruyere
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way round.
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes.
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.
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