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I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
P. G. Wodehouse
The Death of Advertising? I think that's in the book of Revelation. It's the day when people everywhere become satisfied with their weight, their hair, their skin, their wardrobe, and their aroma.
Jef I. Richards
It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.
Arnold J. Toynbee
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere.
I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhere.
The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake.
Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.
I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser.
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
Surely the fact that a uniformed police officer is wearing his hair below his collar will make him no less identifiable as a policeman.
Outside of the chair, the teapot is the most ubiquitous and important design element in the domestic environment and almost everyone who has tackled the world of design has ended up designing one.
Many years ago, I concluded that a few hair shirts were part of the mental wardrobe of every man. The president differs from other men in that he has a more extensive wardrobe.
My concern today is not with the length of a person's hair but with his conduct.
Richard M. Nixon
You're only as good as your last haircut.
Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs, rising or falling, grasping at kisses and toys, advancing boldly, sudden to take alarm, retreating to the corner of arm and knee, eager to be reassured, taking pleasure in the fragrant brilliance of the Christmas tree.
T. S. Eliot
The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.
Hunter S. Thompson
Old age adds to the respect due to virtue, but it takes nothing from the contempt inspired by vice; it whitens only the hair.
Gray hairs are signs of wisdom if you hold your tongue, speak and they are but hairs, as in the young.
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
I'm a big woman. I need big hair.
I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.
No self-respecting gay guy would have ever made some of the hair and clothing choices I am still trying to live down.
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