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I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
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Imelda Marcos
I've had great success being a total idiot.
Written by
Jerry Lewis
By the time we've made it, we've had it.
Written by
Malcolm Forbes
I had pro offers from the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers, who were pretty hard up for linemen in those days. If I had gone into professional football the name Jerry Ford might have been a household word today.
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Gerald R. Ford
All men who have turned out worth anything have had the chief hand in their own education.
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Walter Scott
Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.
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Richard L. Evans
By the end, everybody had a label - pig, liberal, radical, revolutionary... If you had everything but a gun, you were a radical but not a revolutionary.
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Jerry Rubin
If all mankind minus one were of one opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.
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John Stuart Mill
I am convinced that the majority of people would be generous from selfish motives, if they had the opportunity.
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Charles Dudley Warner
If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country.
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E. M. Forster
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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George Burns
If the grandfather of the grandfather of Jesus had known what was hidden within him, he would have stood humble and awe-struck before his soul.
Written by
Khalil Gibran
To dare to live alone is the rarest courage; since there are many who had rather meet their bitterest enemy in the field, than their own hearts in their closet.
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Charles Caleb Colton
I gave 'em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position, I'd have done the same thing.
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Richard M. Nixon
Television is just one more facet of that considerable segment of our society that never had any standard but the soft buck.
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Raymond Chandler
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
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Robert Benchley
Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.
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Frank Lloyd Wright
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
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Groucho Marx
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
Written by
Samuel Goldwyn
He had a massive stroke. He died with his tie on. Do you think that could be our generation's equivalent of that old saying about dying with your boots on?
Written by
Stephen King
The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.
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Eric Schmidt
The greater part of critics are parasites, who, if nothing had been written, would find nothing to write.
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J. B. Priestley
Freud is the father of psychoanalysis. It had no mother.
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Germaine Greer
Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six.
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Leo Tolstoy
We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.
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Dave Barry
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition.
Written by
Rod Serling
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Written by
Steven Wright
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
Written by
Steven Wright
The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.
Written by
Fred Allen
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
Written by
Steven Wright
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