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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Written by
George Bernard Shaw
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
Written by
Jerry Seinfeld
Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
Written by
William Arthur Ward
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Written by
Garrison Keillor
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Written by
Robert Frost
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Written by
Dr. Seuss
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
Written by
Isaac Asimov
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
Written by
W. Somerset Maugham
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Written by
Will Rogers
I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
Written by
Lucille Ball
It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life.
Written by
Jimi Hendrix
Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool.
Written by
Britney Spears
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
Written by
Angelina Jolie
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Written by
Ellen DeGeneres
I really think that sex always looks kind of funny in a movie.
Written by
William Friedkin
Violence is not funny.
Written by
William Friedkin
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Written by
Steve Martin
Funny is an attitude.
Written by
Flip Wilson
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Written by
David Ogilvy
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
Written by
Adlai E. Stevenson
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Written by
Mae West
It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.
Written by
Julia Roberts
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Written by
Woody Allen
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Written by
Casey Stengel
It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.
Written by
Satchel Paige
It's a funny old world.
Written by
Margaret Thatcher
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Written by
Jean Baudrillard
I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?
Written by
Orlando Bloom
It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
Written by
Gilbert K. Chesterton
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Written by
Peter Ustinov
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