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American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling?
M. C. Escher
Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course, it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.
I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I'd never take a job in a place where you couldn't throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines.
The universe lies before you on the floor, in the air, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary.
Agnes de Mille
I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
Why should I apologize because God throws in crystal chandeliers, mahogany floors, and the best construction in the world?
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your face.' I said, 'You'll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.'
I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.
Words impress me. If a man can speak eloquently and beautifully to me, I just melt on the floor.
I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.
Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Scrubbing floors and emptying bedpans has as much dignity as the Presidency.
Richard M. Nixon
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
Joe E. Lewis
In my room as a kid... I'd play a fighter and get knocked to the floor and come back to win.
The only difference between the Republican and Democratic parties is the velocities with which their knees hit the floor when corporations knock on their door. That's the only difference.
As long as there are only 3 to 4 people on the floor, the country is in good hands. It's only when you have 50 to 60 in the Senate that you want to be concerned.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Students of American history will recall that the important place where work gets done in the legislative body, almost without exception, is in the committees, more so than on the floor although sometimes more attention is paid to the floor.
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor. It's to enjoy each step along the way.
If I hurt someone, if I were to accidentally poke someone's eye out, I would laugh. And then I'd say, 'I'm sorry, I really do feel bad,' but then I'm on the floor rolling.
This has not been a legislative process worthy of the Senate. Members of the Judiciary Committee, as I just said, were implored to save their amendments for the floor. Then, when we got here, we were told no amendments could be accepted.
If you ever get rich and famous, by definition you are special. You have done something special, and therefore you start to behave special. Then if the floor drops out, and you become down and out, you have a really new perspective.
At the entrance, my bare feet on the dirt floor, Here, gusts of heat; at my back, white clouds. I stare and stare. It seems I was called for this: To glorify things just because they are.
Life is like dancing. If we have a big floor, many people will dance. Some will get angry when the rhythm changes. But life is changing all the time.
Don Miguel Ruiz
There are so many women on the floor of Congress, it looks like a mall.
I lived rough, by my wits, was homeless, lived on the streets, lived on friends' floors, was happy, was miserable.
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