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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Written by Erma Bombeck
Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.
Written by Alfred Hitchcock
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
Written by E. B. White
Swans sing before they die - 'twere no bad thing should certain persons die before they sing.
Written by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
Written by Steven Wright
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Written by Max Beerbohm
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Written by George Bernard Shaw
The joy that isn't shared dies young.
Written by Anne Sexton
Ladies of Fashion starve their happiness to feed their vanity, and their love to feed their pride.
Written by Charles Caleb Colton
It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf.
Written by Walter Lippmann
Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.
Written by Salvador Dali
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
Written by George McGovern
Ours not to reason why, ours but to do and die.
Written by Alfred Lord Tennyson
If a man has not discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
Written by Martin Luther King, Jr.
What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal.
Written by Albert Pike
Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
Written by Margaret Mead
A scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.
Written by Max Planck
They never fail who die in a great cause.
Written by Lord Byron
When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read.
Written by Sinclair Lewis
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
Written by George Burns
Legends die hard. They survive as truth rarely does.
Written by Helen Hayes
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Written by Samuel Goldwyn
He had a massive stroke. He died with his tie on. Do you think that could be our generation's equivalent of that old saying about dying with your boots on?
Written by Stephen King
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
Written by George S. Patton
Only the young die good.
Written by Oliver Herford
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
Written by Steven Wright
How young can you die of old age?
Written by Steven Wright
In day-to-day commerce, television is not so much interested in the business of communications as in the business of delivering audiences to advertisers. People are the merchandise, not the shows. The shows are merely the bait.
Written by Les Brown
There is no such thing as a Mass Mind. The Mass Audience is made up of individuals, and good advertising is written always from one person to another. When it is aimed at millions it rarely moves anyone.
Written by Fairfax Cone
My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.
Written by Lee Iacocca

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