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My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, 'You're tearing up the grass'; 'We're not raising grass,' Dad would reply. 'We're raising boys.'
Written by Harmon Killebrew
Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.
Written by Gloria Naylor
Dad, I'm in some trouble. There's been an accident and you're going to hear all sorts of things about me from now on. Terrible things.
Written by Edward Kennedy
Mama and Daddy King represent the best in manhood and womanhood, the best in a marriage, the kind of people we are trying to become.
Written by Coretta Scott King
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
Written by William Masters
My dad's probably one of the kindest people in the world. When I was younger that's not how I was- I was a little spoiled brat.
Written by Leonardo DiCaprio
A dramatic thing, the first time you stand up to your dad.
Written by Lenny Kravitz
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
Written by Henny Youngman
I've told Billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldn't kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are.
Written by Angelina Jolie
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Written by Jeff Foxworthy
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
Written by Tim Allen
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Written by Jay Leno
Today's message to Baghdad is very clear: the UN Security Council resolution expresses the unity and determination of the entire international community to assume its collective responsibility.
Written by Javier Solana
There is no presence of American infidels in the city of Baghdad.
Written by Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
The fact is that as soon as they reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them. Until now they have refused to do battle with us. They are just going places. One can describe them as a boa: when it feels threatened, it runs to somewhere else.
Written by Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!
Written by Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly.
Written by Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out of Baghdad as soon as possible because the U.S. could attack at any time. Then the Pentagon added, 'Whatever you do, don't tell Geraldo.'
Written by Conan O'Brien
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight.
Written by John F. Kennedy
Before our kids start coming home from Iraq in body bags and women and children start dying in Baghdad, I need to know, what did Iraq do to us?
Written by Susan Sarandon
They're not even within 100 miles of Baghdad. They are not in any place. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion.
Written by Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
You can't just drop the 82nd Airborne into Baghdad and it will all be over.
Written by Chuck Hagel
One of the greatest challenges in collecting child support is that deadbeat dads move from job to job and state to state. it's hard to keep track of them.
Written by Rod Blagojevich
You know, my dad served in the President's Cabinet after his time as a governor. He told me he enjoyed being governor a lot more. Now, I understand why. If I do my job well, I can make a difference in people's lives and I can help our children realize their dreams.
Written by Mitt Romney
I was born and raised in the high desert of Nevada in a tiny town called Searchlight. My dad was a hard rock miner. My mom took in wash. I grew up around people of strong values - even if they rarely talked about them.
Written by Harry Reid
My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again.
Written by Natalie Portman
I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on.
Written by George Clooney
My mom and dad just loved the fact that I fooled around. They just embraced it. They'd always kind of enjoy it, and they liked it when I made them laugh.
Written by Dominic Monaghan
When I grew up, people said, 'You'll never be the man your dad was.' And I said, 'Gee, I hope not.'
Written by Rip Torn
One of the greatest titles in the world is parent, and one of the biggest blessings in the world is to have parents to call mom and dad.
Written by Jim DeMint

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