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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
E. Joseph Cossman
Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake.
It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do - write songs and sing them to people.
Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.
I'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays!
I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage.
With a recent birthday, I've been acting now for twenty years.
You know, we'd just had a birthday, he was... you know, he still had a future out of him, and all I can is he was just one of the most beautiful people in the world... a very gifted man, and it's a loss to the world, not just for us.
One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday.
The American flag is an enduring symbol of liberty, democracy, and justice. It is fitting that the House act to protect it as we approach our nation's birthday, and as our men and women in uniform rally behind it in Iraq's battlefields.
We didn't have a whole lot of money when I was growing up either. I would always ask for magic books or magic tricks for my birthday or for Christmas and the rest of the year I either had to mow lawns or find part time jobs to help supplement the cost of doing magic.
I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis State College invited me to sit in the auditorium and speak to the people for one of those Elvis days.
I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
I grew up doing all that stuff because I was obsessed with the '50s. I had sock hops for birthday parties. So I've always done The Twist and stuff. It was pretty natural and, with my parents doing it all the time, I'd just copy them. Not very pretty.
My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.
There weren't any astronauts until I was about 10. Yuri Gagarin went into space right around my 10th birthday.
John L. Phillips
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