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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost certainly right; but if he says that it is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
Arthur C. Clarke
For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders.
As President Nixon says, presidents can do almost anything, and President Nixon has done many things that nobody would have thought of doing.
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
e. e. cummings
I wish all consumers were as gullible as advertising's biggest critics. Anyone who believes advertising is that powerful will believe almost anything.
Jef I. Richards
Mass demand has been created almost entirely through the development of advertising.
There are very few men of genius in advertising agencies. But we need all we can find. Almost without exception they are disagreeable. Don't destroy them. They lay golden eggs.
Millions of dollars' worth of advertising shows such little respect for the reader's intelligence that it amounts almost to outright insult.
James Randolph Adams
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
P. G. Wodehouse
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.
Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it.
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination.
Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of readiness to die.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
Robert Wilson Lynd
Misery is almost always the result of thinking.
The past is really almost as much a work of the imagination as the future.
Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
Sydney J. Harris
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
Poetry should... should strike the reader as a wording of his own highest thoughts, and appear almost a remembrance.
Even when poetry has a meaning, as it usually has, it may be inadvisable to draw it out... Perfect understanding will sometimes almost extinguish pleasure.
A. E. Housman
Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course, it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.
It is rare that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.
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