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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Written by Albert Einstein
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Written by George Burns
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it's their fault.
Written by Henry Kissinger
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Written by Robert Benchley
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Written by Shaquille O'Neal
I haven't read any of the autobiographies about me.
Written by Elizabeth Taylor
A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you the less you know.
Written by Diane Arbus
The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much.
Written by Thornton Wilder
If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.
Written by Dave Barry
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Written by Lily Tomlin
An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening.
Written by Marlon Brando
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
Written by Steven Wright
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Written by Yogi Berra
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
Written by Gilbert K. Chesterton
He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.
Written by Raymond Chandler
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
Written by John Cleese
I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.
Written by Will Rogers
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Written by Jimmy Buffett
I think there is choice possible to us at any moment, as long as we live. But there is no sacrifice. There is a choice, and the rest falls away. Second choice does not exist. Beware of those who talk about sacrifice.
Written by Muriel Rukeyser
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Written by Robert Frost
I don't know what you could say about a day in which you have seen four beautiful sunsets.
Written by John Glenn
The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.
Written by Mignon McLaughlin
Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right or better.
Written by John Updike
The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'
Written by Roy Blount, Jr.
If you can remember anything about the sixties, you weren't really there.
Written by Paul Kantner
You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.
Written by Charles A. Beard
Work joyfully and peacefully, knowing that right thoughts and right efforts inevitably bring about right results.
Written by James Allen
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
Written by Howard Aiken
You can never get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you have all the facts, you cannot make proper judgements about what is going on.
Written by Harry S Truman
Most people give up just when they're about to achieve success. They quit on the one yard line. They give up at the last minute of the game one foot from a winning touchdown.
Written by Ross Perot

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