Walter Matthau Quotes - 9quotes.com

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Written by Walter Matthau
I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always dressed in a nice white coat; he looked very calm, you'd give him money, and he'd give you something that you wanted to buy.
Written by Walter Matthau
It's very easy to live here. You're anonymous here. Nobody knows who you are.
Written by Walter Matthau
We're writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? Among the Porcupines?
Written by Walter Matthau
The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.
Written by Walter Matthau
Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with his personality... 'The Odd Couple' was mine. That was the plutonium I needed. It all started happening after that.
Written by Walter Matthau

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