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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
Written by Steve Martin
When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.
Written by Steve Martin
An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.
Written by Steve Martin
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Written by Steve Martin
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
Written by Steve Martin
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Written by Steve Martin
You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
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I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.
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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Written by Steve Martin
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
Written by Steve Martin
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
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Well, excuuuuuse me!
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Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
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I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
Written by Steve Martin
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Love is a promise delivered already broken.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
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The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.
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What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be Democrats... or skinny.
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I wish I could do a lot of things different. I'm not going to tell you what they are, but if I had a list of all my films right now, I'd go, 'Okay, I'll cross that one out and cross that one out and cross that one out and cross that one out.' Really. But I've made over 40 films. How can I not have some losers in there?
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I loved doing 'Pennies from Heaven.' Because you have to understand that I'd been doing comedy for 15 to 20 years, and suddenly along came the opportunity to do this beautiful film. It was so emotional to me. I loved it. I don't think it was a good career move, but I have no regrets about doing it.
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I would get records by Earl Scruggs... I would tune my banjo down and I'd pick out the songs note by note. Learned how to play that way. I persevered. There was a book written by Pete Seeger, who showed you some basic strumming and some basic picking... And I kind of worked out my own style of playing.
Written by Steve Martin
The bluegrass community... can be very strict. I didn't know if I'd be welcomed into the bluegrass community or not, but I think they judge you very fairly... I felt really welcome.
Written by Steve Martin
Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
Written by Steve Martin
I'm for the Wall Street Occupiers. But will they accept me when they find out I sell packaged mortgage default instruments to children?
Written by Steve Martin
I'm tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period.
Written by Steve Martin
I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.
Written by Steve Martin

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