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Carpe per diem - seize the check.
Written by Robin Williams
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Written by Robin Williams
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
Written by Robin Williams
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
Written by Robin Williams
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Written by Robin Williams
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Written by Robin Williams
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Written by Robin Williams
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
Written by Robin Williams
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Written by Robin Williams
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
Written by Robin Williams
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
Written by Robin Williams
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
Written by Robin Williams
Reality: What a concept!
Written by Robin Williams
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Written by Robin Williams
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
Written by Robin Williams
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
Written by Robin Williams
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
Written by Robin Williams
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
Written by Robin Williams
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
Written by Robin Williams
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
Written by Robin Williams
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
Written by Robin Williams
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
Written by Robin Williams
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Written by Robin Williams
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
Written by Robin Williams
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
Written by Robin Williams
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.
Written by Robin Williams
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
Written by Robin Williams
You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
Written by Robin Williams
Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
Written by Robin Williams
I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
Written by Robin Williams

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