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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Written by Ogden Nash
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Written by Ogden Nash
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
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Too clever is dumb.
Written by Ogden Nash
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
Written by Ogden Nash
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
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The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
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I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
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Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
Written by Ogden Nash
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
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Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
Written by Ogden Nash
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
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There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
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One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
Written by Ogden Nash
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
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The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Written by Ogden Nash
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
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I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.
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People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
Written by Ogden Nash
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
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Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
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No, you never get any fun out of the things you haven't done.
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Women would rather be right than reasonable.
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Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Written by Ogden Nash

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