Noel Coward Quotes - 9quotes.com

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
Written by Noel Coward
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
Written by Noel Coward
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Written by Noel Coward
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.
Written by Noel Coward
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
Written by Noel Coward
Work is much more fun than fun.
Written by Noel Coward
Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.
Written by Noel Coward
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
Written by Noel Coward
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Written by Noel Coward
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Written by Noel Coward
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.
Written by Noel Coward
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
Written by Noel Coward
The higher the building the lower the morals.
Written by Noel Coward
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
Written by Noel Coward
There's always something fishy about the French.
Written by Noel Coward
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
Written by Noel Coward
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
Written by Noel Coward
Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.
Written by Noel Coward
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
Written by Noel Coward
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
Written by Noel Coward
That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives since to equal it in strength? A sort of splendid carelessness it was, holding us together.
Written by Noel Coward
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
Written by Noel Coward
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
Written by Noel Coward
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.
Written by Noel Coward
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?
Written by Noel Coward
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.
Written by Noel Coward
Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again.
Written by Noel Coward

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