Nancy Cartwright Quotes - 9quotes.com

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.
Written by Nancy Cartwright
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
Written by Nancy Cartwright
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
Written by Nancy Cartwright
Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
Written by Nancy Cartwright
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
Written by Nancy Cartwright
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
Written by Nancy Cartwright
I will not get very far with this attitude.
Written by Nancy Cartwright
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
Written by Nancy Cartwright
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
Written by Nancy Cartwright
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
Written by Nancy Cartwright
The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.
Written by Nancy Cartwright
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.
Written by Nancy Cartwright

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