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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
Written by Mark Twain
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Written by Mark Twain
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Written by Mark Twain
A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
Written by Mark Twain
I can live for two months on a good compliment.
Written by Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Written by Mark Twain
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Written by Mark Twain
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Written by Mark Twain
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Written by Mark Twain
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
Written by Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Written by Mark Twain
I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
Written by Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Written by Mark Twain
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Written by Mark Twain
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Written by Mark Twain
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Written by Mark Twain
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Written by Mark Twain
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Written by Mark Twain
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Written by Mark Twain
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Written by Mark Twain
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Written by Mark Twain
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
Written by Mark Twain
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Written by Mark Twain
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
Written by Mark Twain
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Written by Mark Twain
Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.
Written by Mark Twain
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
Written by Mark Twain
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
Written by Mark Twain
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Written by Mark Twain
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Written by Mark Twain

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