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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Written by Lily Tomlin
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
Written by Lily Tomlin
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
Written by Lily Tomlin
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Written by Lily Tomlin
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Written by Lily Tomlin
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Written by Lily Tomlin
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
Written by Lily Tomlin
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Written by Lily Tomlin
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
Written by Lily Tomlin
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
Written by Lily Tomlin
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Written by Lily Tomlin
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
Written by Lily Tomlin
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Written by Lily Tomlin
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
Written by Lily Tomlin
There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
Written by Lily Tomlin
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Written by Lily Tomlin
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Written by Lily Tomlin
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
Written by Lily Tomlin
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
Written by Lily Tomlin
We're all in this alone.
Written by Lily Tomlin
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
Written by Lily Tomlin
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
Written by Lily Tomlin
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
Written by Lily Tomlin
What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch.
Written by Lily Tomlin
The road to success is always under construction.
Written by Lily Tomlin
Remember we're all in this alone.
Written by Lily Tomlin
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
Written by Lily Tomlin
No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
Written by Lily Tomlin
It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Written by Lily Tomlin
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
Written by Lily Tomlin

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