Home
Authors
Topics
Quote Of The Day
Pictures Only
Contact & More
About
Contact Us
Privacy Policy
Terms Of Service
Copiright
Authors:
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
If you don't know where you're going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
Written by
Laurence J. Peter
Older Entries ›
9quotes Menu
Home
Authors
Topics
Quote Of The Day
Pictures Only
Contact & Legal
▼
About
Contact Us
Privacy Policy
Terms Of Service
Copiright
Join our feeds to automatically receive the latest headlines, news, and information formatted for your club's website or news reader.
Social connect:
Login
Login with facebook
Login
Login with twitter