Jon Stewart Quotes - 9quotes.com

Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings.
Written by Jon Stewart
If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets.
Written by Jon Stewart
I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you.
Written by Jon Stewart
Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher?
Written by Jon Stewart
A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'
Written by Jon Stewart
If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.
Written by Jon Stewart
If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
Written by Jon Stewart

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