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In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
Written by
John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
Written by
John Barrymore
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Written by
John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Written by
John Barrymore
The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.
Written by
John Barrymore
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Written by
John Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
Written by
John Barrymore
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
Written by
John Barrymore
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
Written by
John Barrymore
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
Written by
John Barrymore
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
Written by
John Barrymore
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
Written by
John Barrymore
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
Written by
John Barrymore
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
Written by
John Barrymore
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
Written by
John Barrymore
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
Written by
John Barrymore
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
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John Barrymore
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
Written by
John Barrymore
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.
Written by
John Barrymore
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