Joe Bob Briggs Quotes - 9quotes.com

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it 'romance and adventure.'
Written by Joe Bob Briggs
I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?
Written by Joe Bob Briggs
Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.
Written by Joe Bob Briggs
In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.
Written by Joe Bob Briggs
In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.
Written by Joe Bob Briggs
It's not a crime to get drunk.
Written by Joe Bob Briggs
Faith is like a kernel of wheat.
Written by Joe Bob Briggs
Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.
Written by Joe Bob Briggs
As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.
Written by Joe Bob Briggs
Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.
Written by Joe Bob Briggs
A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.
Written by Joe Bob Briggs
Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
Written by Joe Bob Briggs
The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
Written by Joe Bob Briggs
The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.
Written by Joe Bob Briggs
There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.
Written by Joe Bob Briggs

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