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It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
Written by Helen Rowland
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
Written by Helen Rowland
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
Written by Helen Rowland
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
Written by Helen Rowland
The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
Written by Helen Rowland
A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.
Written by Helen Rowland
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
Written by Helen Rowland
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
Written by Helen Rowland
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Written by Helen Rowland
There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
Written by Helen Rowland
You will never win if you never begin.
Written by Helen Rowland
Failing to be there when a man wants her is the greatest sin a woman can commit - except being there when he doesn't want her.
Written by Helen Rowland
And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
Written by Helen Rowland
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.
Written by Helen Rowland
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
Written by Helen Rowland
When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
Written by Helen Rowland
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
Written by Helen Rowland
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
Written by Helen Rowland
Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.
Written by Helen Rowland
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
Written by Helen Rowland
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'
Written by Helen Rowland
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Written by Helen Rowland
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.
Written by Helen Rowland
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
Written by Helen Rowland
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Written by Helen Rowland
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
Written by Helen Rowland
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Written by Helen Rowland
What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.
Written by Helen Rowland
Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.
Written by Helen Rowland
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.
Written by Helen Rowland

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