Franklin P. Jones Quotes - 9quotes.com

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.
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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
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Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
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Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
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The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and witnesses.
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Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it completely.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
Originality is the art of concealing your source.
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Sex is a two-way treat.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.
Written by Franklin P. Jones
One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it.
Written by Franklin P. Jones

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