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If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
Written by E. W. Howe
The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.
Written by E. W. Howe
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
Written by E. W. Howe
No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next.
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A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Written by E. W. Howe
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
Written by E. W. Howe
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
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There is nothing so well known as that we should not expect something for nothing - but we all do and call it Hope.
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Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.
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It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry.
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Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist.
Written by E. W. Howe
What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.
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You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.
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No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
Written by E. W. Howe
When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.
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There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it.
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Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.
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Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.
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If a man has money, it is usually a sign, too, that he knows how to take care of it; don't imagine his money is easy to get simply because he has plenty of it.
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Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.
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A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.
Written by E. W. Howe
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.
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Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
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Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone.
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Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.
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It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it.
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To be an ideal guest, stay at home.
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A modest man is usually admired, if people ever hear of him.
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The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.
Written by E. W. Howe

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