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Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
Written by Craig Bruce
Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.
Written by Craig Bruce
The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.
Written by Craig Bruce
It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
Written by Craig Bruce
My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.
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Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.
Written by Craig Bruce
1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.
Written by Craig Bruce
Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
Written by Craig Bruce
The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.
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It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
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Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
Written by Craig Bruce
It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
Written by Craig Bruce
When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.
Written by Craig Bruce
I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'
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It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.
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The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.
Written by Craig Bruce
Things always look better when you haven't seen them.
Written by Craig Bruce
Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
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You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
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If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
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Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.
Written by Craig Bruce
Something is always simple until you try it.
Written by Craig Bruce
Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.
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When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.
Written by Craig Bruce
The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
Written by Craig Bruce
From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.
Written by Craig Bruce
Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
Written by Craig Bruce
When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
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'Programming' is a four-letter word.
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Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.
Written by Craig Bruce

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