April Winchell Quotes - 9quotes.com

I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.
Written by April Winchell
I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.
Written by April Winchell
I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.
Written by April Winchell
I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.
Written by April Winchell
I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.
Written by April Winchell
I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.
Written by April Winchell
I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.
Written by April Winchell
I never have anything to talk about.
Written by April Winchell
I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.
Written by April Winchell
I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.
Written by April Winchell
I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.
Written by April Winchell
Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?
Written by April Winchell
Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.
Written by April Winchell
My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.
Written by April Winchell
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.
Written by April Winchell
Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.
Written by April Winchell
The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all very disturbing.
Written by April Winchell
Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I've eaten in the last two and a half weeks.
Written by April Winchell

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