Fred Allen quotes
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"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission." ~Fred Allen
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"the triumph of machine over people." ~Fred Allen
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"He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes." ~Fred Allen
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"Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making." ~Fred Allen
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"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears darkGlasses 2avoid being recognized." ~Fred Allen
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"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back." ~Fred Allen
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"if you happen to be an orange." ~Fred Allen
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"Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans." ~Fred Allen
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"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted." ~Fred Allen
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"AMillionLaughs I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." ~Fred Allen
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